Pizzapalooza

Have you ever come home at 430 in the morning, drunk and said to yourself “I need a pizza stone"? Well, I have. Most people get drunk and get laid, I’m buying pizza stones. But I figured the pizza stone would get me laid anyway so fuck it. I picked up  a stone, peel and pizza cutter on eBay for $30 and fell a sleep on my couch. I’m no Dom Difara but this could be “ teach a man to fish “ situation. I invited over a few unsuspecting friends to test my pizza making skills and these were the results.

My local pizza joint hooked me up with some of their dough. For $10 I cranked out 8 small pies. 

I made a simple tomato sauce ($5). Garlic, onions, salt, pepper, and some red wine and I let that fucker cook for 3 hours on low heat

No Vodka was harmed in the making of this sauce

I picked up some nice imported prosciutto ($5 for a 1/4 pound ) and fresh mozzarella ($6 for a pound ) from this Italian specialty store

I'm not going to lie to you. It took me about 2 hours and 3 glasses of wine to try and figure out how to get the dough to look like this.

The first test pie. I put my oven onto 525 degrees. Once my oven hit 525 I let the pizza oven sit in there for twenty minutes. I topped it with my simple tomato sauce, cheese, salt, pepper, olive oil, parmigiano reggiano and then I threw the fucker in there.

The results. I took this with my iPhone cause I was to retarded to remember to take it with my SLR 

Alla vodka sauce, Prosciutto, cheese, pepper and olive oil.

Tomato sauce, Pepperoni, parmigiano reggiano, pepper, olive oil 

 

Vodka Sauce, Prosciutto, Pepperoni, Olive oil

And with that being said, I leave you with this song.